Virgin Cream
Wow, I don't exactly know where to start on this one. I feel many thing when look at this, and reading about this product.First, disgust and outrage that anyone would ever develop a product like this. Let alone buy it. It strikes me that this only serves to reiterate the notion that only virgins can be sexy and one can only enjoy sex with one who is a virgin, or at least "virginal."
Second, fear and dismay because who knows what this will do, biologically. I mean, someone had to go through some kind of testing. Right? I hope, kinda'...
And it's edible
I am now, officially, at a loss for words. (edible....)
I saw this on milkandcookies.com
posted by Erin @ 6:53 PM
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Where to begin...
First, the English/translation is so bad that it sounds a little like they're selling "Happy Fun Ball." Remember "Happy Fun Ball"? "Do not taunt happy fun ball"?
Second, no. No, there's no point. Anyone who orders this has got to be desperately out of their minds. I mean, other than being edible, it permanently alters the size and shape of a major orifice...at least until next delivery, which I have to assume means childbirth.
I can see why you were...uh, awestruck. If you were to use this, I'd never have sex with you again ever. I ain't puttin mine in whatever chemicals this stuff has in it.
Bangalore, huh. Sheeee-ut.
Ah ha! I had been wondering why my partner and I had just slowly
lost interest in each other! I can't wait for my Virgin Cream to bring me complete youthfulness and my original virgin size! I wonder if it works on my fine forehead lines...oh, and cellulite, and saggy boobs and ass, and flabby arms and stretch marks and...
I haven't the words to describe the appalling absurdity that is this product. Like Tony, I am completely undsurprised that this product is being marketed in India. It is only a matter of time before it starts showing up on the shelves of your local Wal-mart. God help us all.
Oppps, ive seen this around, but it doesnt sell that well..
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